An Idiot's Guide to Opening Wine Bottles
- Peter Busch
- Oct 19, 2015
- 1 min read

Bottle openers are just way too difficult to use. Not to mention it's always gone when you need it. Especially when drunk, let's face it.
One time I actually missed the bottle top all together and cut myself. So that you're not making the same mistakes that I do, let's take a look at the REAL WAY to crack open a bottle.
Step #1
The Tools of the Job


Step #2
How to Open the Bottle


Nothing more and nothing less. Please continue.


Now go on and tell your friends how to macgyver that cork. Do it now!