An Idiot's Guide to Opening Wine Bottles

Bottle openers are just way too difficult to use. Not to mention it's always gone when you need it. Especially when drunk, let's face it.

One time I actually missed the bottle top all together and cut myself. So that you're not making the same mistakes that I do, let's take a look at the REAL WAY to crack open a bottle.

Step #1

The Tools of the Job

Step #2

How to Open the Bottle

Nothing more and nothing less. Please continue.

Now go on and tell your friends how to macgyver that cork. Do it now!