Father’s Day Gifts for the Manliest of Dads, F&*!K Yeah!
- Peter Busch
- Jun 18, 2015
- 2 min read
So let me guess - your Dad’s got a huge gut, huge pipes he calls arms to match, and an appetite for some f*&ckin football and beer. He probably even calls the sweat stains on his ball cap proof of weakness leaving the body. This Father’s Day give him something worth bragging about in the gym locker room. Everything from toys that grownup dudes like to gifts that will help him maintain his manly Dad status.
So let’s get started.
Mustache Wax
Ray’s Barbershop Downtown has several decent choices for mustache wax.
http://raysbarbershopslc.com/product/wild-bills-mustache-wax-xxx-stiff-5oz/
Truck Nuts and More
Dad’s got some balls. Add some truck nuts to his tow hitch! If Dad doesn’t have a truck they’ve got keychains among other things.
Rotary Liquor Shot Dispenser
Dad’s always been a drinker. Allow him to pick his four favorite poisons of choice and pour perfect shots every time.
Dumbbell Set
Even though he says it’s all natural, it takes hard work to get arms bigger than your waste. A fresh set of dumbbells will surely put a smile on his face.
Nest Learning Thermostat
What’s more manly than saving money. With some technological magic Nest knows when you’re home and when you’re off drinkin’ at Cheers to You with Dad. Cool huh?
Lethal Weapon Box Set
He gives you the cold shoulder when you ask him out to the movies because who pays 5 bucks for a damn coke? Well you can enjoy a movie night or two at home with an action packed box set. He liked Mel Gibson before he became an internet sensation for being crazy, similar to Tom Cruise.
Band of Brothers Complete Series
Say he’s more of a TV show binge watcher? We’ve got you covered. if he doesn’t have this one we highly recommend it!
Pebble Smartwatch
Dad discovered the iphone like 5 years too late but he doesn’t know that. If the Apple Smartwatch isn’t his thing, try the Pebble. It’s the best alternative(and cheaper too).