Top 10 Reasons to Buy A Friend A Drink at Cheers to You
- Peter Busch
- Feb 25, 2014
- 3 min read
There is short phrase that has an unbelievable amount of power while partying in downtown Salt Lake City, or anywhere for that matter: "Let me buy you a drink." This is a beautiful thing to hear — especially when you only have 7 dimes and 4 nickels in your jeans pocket or you are a lovely lady being hit on by your dream man.
We recognized just how great this phrase is to hear from your friends, family, and even the apologetic dickhead yoyo that just tried to pick up on your girlfriend and got busted. This 5 or 6 word phrase (is "a" considered a word???) has much more meaning behind it then most people realize.
Below are a few of the reasons we can think of when it might be nice to *buy good 'ol Mark or dear sweet Alice a cold refreshment.
If you don't think any of the reasons below are valid or just stupid, we don't blame you. Throw a reason at us so others can be reminded why they should buy a friend a drink at Cheers to You.
Top 10 Reasons you might want to buy a friend a drink at Cheers to You.
His/her birthday is coming up and you can't think of a better gift.
They graduated from college Magna Cum Laude, or they barely snuck by. You feel the need to reward them either way.
They took you to the Jazz game and the Jazz actually won. It may have been nose bleed seats, but they still took you, and the Jazz won. Pay them back.
You have a crush on them and someone told you the best way to say "I heart you" is to buy them a "mind eraser" drink from Cheers to You.
They shoveled your driveway during a blizzard...naked...and without a shovel. Reward this unimaginable achievement.
They helped you with math homework in 2nd grade, and then again in high school and then again in college, and then again at your job with Zion's Bank. You got fired from Zion's Bank because of math, but they still helped you, so don't forget that.
Against your good friends valuable fashion advice, you wore an outfit without pockets and also didn't carry a purse because it "didn't match the shoes". Result? Some guy named "Creepy Joe" found your iPhone in a taxi and spent the week photoshopping himself into your private photos and posting them online. Buying your friend a drink will get all the photos deleted frmm online....Of course it will.
Because Buzzfeed told you it was healthy to drink beer and you want the best for your friends health. Plus, Buzzfeed is all over Facebook so you know it must be true.
You turned down a drink offer from the chubby, freckled faced, bougar of a guy that was hitting on you last month. He was just on the cover of Forbes for accidentally inventing the real Flux Capacitor and selling it to Donald Trump for $10 billion. You hope buying a drink will get your chance back.
Because that's just what friends do.They buy each other drinks at Cheers to You.
Have any of these things happened to you?
Whether you are at our Downtown or in Midvale location you can buy a friend a drink without them even being there. What do we call this creative idea? Well,.... "Buy a Friend a Drink," of course. Next time you are at Cheers to You take a moment to think about all the reasons why you might want to buy a good friend of yours a drink, and then we'll throw it up on the board.
What are some good reasons all of you have purchased a friend a drink?
*Just remember, we don't serve anyone who has had too much to drink nor do we serve to anyone under the age of 21. We encourage you to drink responsibly.