10 Second Rule is Now The 2 Minute, 25 Second Rule

I had something stuck in my teeth, probably some popped corn from that double feature, or maybe it was just a tooth I didn’t know about- I can’t be sure, it’s not the point. But I was certainly bothered. I noticed two gal pals hovering by the bathroom. They were heated. I wasn’t about to let curiosity kill my kitty, so I slinked on over to get an earful. I made a commotion about commode lines and pretended to reapply lipstick even though I was only carrying a pencil. They were arguing about the pros and cons of eating floor foods.

 

Curly: It was, like, literally just one second.

 

Too Much Bangs: Okay, but if it’s wet, the time frame does not apply.

 

Curly: But here is what I’m saying, yogurt already has bacteria in it.

 

Too Much Bangs: Okay but here is what i'm saying, you're new at the company and I think you should really be watching your actions.

 

Curly: Let me be frank- if the company wants to fire me because i’m not interested in paying another 3 dollars for a single serving yogurt, then it’s no company I want to be a part of!

 

Too Much Bangs: Did you at least use a spoon?

 

Curly: No… I fashioned a straw out of a post- it and slurped it up real fast- total time 2 minutes and 25 seconds.

 

Too Much Bangs: That's actually kind of impressive… is your company hiring?

 

With a new found craving for yogurt, I went back to the bar and ordered the closest thing on the menu: a highball brimming with half and half. You learn something new everyday…